The Joke That Is Ivanka Trump's Brand

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President Trump's daughter-wife (kudos to Bill Maher for coining the denomination ) had dreams of Versace. Then, reality slapped her in the face and she had to pivot! The New York heiress with no sex tape decided to become an inspiration for what a very smart marketing team called "Women Who Work". After all who could embody the dreams of self made success better than Donald Trump's daughter? Gag on the irony! For Ivanka's target audience, Donald Trump was just the Orange guy who hosts the apprentice and who whines about everything Obama. They knew nothing or very little about the sex scandals, the bankruptcies, the I-would-date-her-if-she-wasn't-my-daughter, the obsession with the Central Park Five, the marking-Afro-Americans-applications-with-the-letter-c-for-colored and every other thing that surfaced or resurfaced ever since he declared all Mexicans  rapists. Even if they knew, they didn't really care. As far as they were concerned, Ivanka wa...

#bloggergate: Social Media Influencer vs Hotel Owner


A social media influencer was refused free accommodation in return of positively reviewing some hotel. Instead of sucking it up, she took to YouTube to attack the hotel owner, accusing him of nothing less than exposing her – even though he never disclosed her name – and shaming every person who doesn’t support her chosen lifestyle.

An entitled child throwing a hissy fit shouldn’t be news worthy – unless said child is the President of the United States – but this story sheds the light on the industry of influencers.

The hotel owner dubbed the whole controversy bloggergate. Personally I would have called it influencer gate. The distinction isn’t without a difference for it isn’t simply a question of semantics. A line should be drawn between bloggers and self-proclaimed influencers who don’t seem to have a real grasp of their irrelevance.

Being a social media influencer is predominantly about flaunting designers’ items, reviewing accessories and cafés, sharing meaningless stories about their lives, ranting and whining, filming shopping hauls and encouraging viewers to buy mostly fashion products using affiliate links and codes, and promoting online stores. Basically it’s a glamorous form of a commercial short movie where the model/actress keeps repeating her opinion is objective. The main difference with a traditional commercial is that the product’s promotion happens through the constant self-promotion of the influencer. To put it in a nice way, it’s all about the talent of being a living, breathing and convincing ad.

In her email to the White Moose Café’s owner, the influencer – who shall not be named in this article for I refuse to give her any publicity – writes: last year I worked with Universal Orlando in Florida and it’s been amazing for them. Yes, you’ve got it right! Her posting about Universal Orlando on her social media outlets had been beneficial for the world renowned hotel. She can’t actually believe it. Delusion might get you elected President of The United States; it’s sure as hell not letting stay at the White Moose for free!

In her seeking for attention and subscribers video in which she exposes herself as the unnamed social influencer Paul V Stenson rightfully roasted on his Facebook page, the influencer rants about her ordeal, her sadness, anger and humiliation for being called a freeloader and defends her actions. In her own words, she works as a social media influencer, the one job that gave her a purpose in life, and three minutes into the video you feel like you’re in her debt. A real mouthpiece of her kind, she unravels in self-victimization and conceited allegations of kindness and altruism: She’s loading on freebies and whining only to help people and raise awareness about luxury. Honey, if you’re such a humanitarian, volunteer at a shelter! The designers’ bags don’t really shout magnanimous!

It gets really rich when she starts attacking old people, her denomination for people over thirty. Apparently old people don’t necessarily understand the social media world. Honey, your twenty two year-old self didn’t invent sponsorship and endorsements! And sure as hell it did not invent the concept of reaching fame through self-promotion! Indeed, the woman who could claim she invented self-promotion as we know it, or at least claim that she refined, made it truly revenue generating and a profitable lifestyle is forty years the influencer’s senior and her name is Kris Jenner. Let’s not fool ourselves. There is no difference whatsoever between what Kris Jenner achieved through her daughters and what most of these social media influencers aim to achieve.  

Social media influencers benefit from a popular culture that celebrates the Kardashians, a clan where no one has any talent or ability worth aiming a camera at, yet where everyone is a bigger than life celebrity. Adhering to the Kris Jenner School of self-promotion is allowing influencers to become relevant, if relevance is defined by someone’s ability of making star struck teenagers buy their dresses from a specific online store or listen to a ten minutes rant about relationship drama.

Choosing a nontraditional lifestyle, looking for opportunities and fighting for one’s dream is something I respect. I’ve never been one for traditional lifestyle or career but their dream is turning into a whole generation’s nightmare.

                           


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